“Would you fancy a shag?” “Is that like a scrum?” “It could be.” ScrumShag Book:Necessary Errors Source: Necessary Errors
“Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you’ll never get your balls back.” - Simon Hunt” HumorFunnyBallsCarefulParanormalMistressSelf DoubtMageriDannika DarkShag Book:Twist Source: Twist
“You know what your problem is, Justina? You're in desperate need of a good shag." I downed a gulp of gin to cover the laugh that forced its way out. God, if I'd thought that once, I'd thought it a thousand times! She let out an outraged huff. Bones ignored it. "Not that I'm offering you one myself, mind. My days as a whore ended back in the seventeen hundreds.” BonesShagJustina Book:One Foot in the Grave Source: One Foot in the Grave