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“I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.”

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Author:Ryan Lilly

“If you don't trust the barber you're shaving, your face is more likely to get cut!”

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Author:Mehmet Murat Ildan

“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”

Cutting Wrists Shaving Humor

Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

Source: And That’s Why I’m Single

“She hated hairy bum holes. She couldn’t stand the thought of someone doing her from behind and being distracted by what looked like a spider trying to escape from her arsehole.”

Sex Shaving Humor

Book:The Girl Who'll Rule the World

Source: The Girl Who'll Rule the World