“Look at the NBA players back when Magic and Kareem played in the early 80's with the short shorts, look at what Michael looked like when he first came in the league compared to when he left. Every sport evolves. Every sport gets bigger and more athletic, and you have to keep up.” FirstsLooksLeftSportsPlayerMagicBiggerEvolveLeagueNbaAthleticBack WhenShortsNba PlayerShort Shorts Author:Tiger Woods
“I'm really annoyed by the wave of country music that's just a list of stuff. It almost sounds like L.A. people writing country music, because it's just a list of stuff: 'My pickup truck and my cowboy boots and my Levi's jeans and my girlfriend with the short shorts.' It's so boring!” PeopleWritingCountryStuffSoundWaveBoringListsGirlfriendBootsCowboyJeansTruckAnnoyedMy GirlfriendShortsSo BoringPickupsCowboy BootPickup TrucksMy CowboyLevi'sShort Shorts Author:Kathleen Hanna
“Life is too short to worry about anything” Life IsEnjoyWorryEnjoy LifeRemindersToo ShortLife Is ShortLife Is Too ShortShort LifeLife's Too ShortLive Life HappyLife Is So ShortNo WorriesLife It Too ShortLife Too ShortLife Being Too ShortLife Being ShortHow Short Life IsLife Is Way Too ShortAverage MindsRegret NothingMeaningless ThingsShort ShortsWorrying About Money Author:Eric Davis
“I think all gay guys should get married. I think they should have to get married. They should have to adopt kids because, actually, I'm getting tired of their happy-go-lucky lifestyle. I've had it with them being all happy and in shape. I could look good in denim short shorts and combat boots, too, if I had all day to do leg presses at the gym.” IfsThinkingShouldLooksKidsGuyGayShapesLuckyMarriedShould HavePressesTiredLegsLifestyleGymCombatBootsShortsGetting TiredDenimGay GuyHappy Go LuckyCombat BootsShort Shorts Author:Greg Giraldo
“Women of color, particularly Black girls from economically challenged strati, we are told from the minute you start showing signs of being able to be impregnated: Don't get pregnant. You can't have sex because you might get pregnant. You can't wear short shorts because you might get pregnant. Don't talk to boys because you might get pregnant.” MightAbleGirlSexBlackBoysMinutesColorPregnantShortsBlack GirlShort Shorts Author:Staceyann Chin
“I don't tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk.” FirstsLooksTwoCuttingWalkingMilkThighsShortsShort Shorts Author:Blake Jenner
“The romance of circumvention is one of the most destructive forces at work in our society. The American Idol freeway to greatness, Instagramming one's way into popular consciousness with selfies of our ass folds beneath short shorts, human growth hormone and performance-enhancing drugs for athletes, Adderall for the idle mind, reality television that sacrifices our dignity for fifteen lousy minutes.” WayMindHumansRealityRomanceForceGrowthConsciousnessSacrificeMinutesGreatnessTelevisionDrugDignityPerformancesAthleteAssDestructiveOur SocietyIdolsFifteenIdleFoldsHormonesShortsAmerican IdolFreewaysReality TelevisionPerformance Enhancing DrugsGrowth HormonesShort ShortsAdderall Author:Daniel Gillies
“Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?” LifeInspirationalPassionThousandBoredomBoresToo ShortLife Is ShortMy PassionLife Is Too ShortLive With PassionLife Is So ShortPassion For LifeLife It Too ShortLife Too ShortLife Being Too ShortLife Is Way Too ShortFunny BoredomLife And PassionShort Shorts Author:Friedrich Nietzsche
“It takes a truly cool girl to pull off short-shorts and rain boots.” GirlFashionRainBootsShortsCool GirlShort Shorts Author:Peter Som
“Life is too short to worry about anything. You had better enjoy it because the next day promises nothing.” Life IsNextEnjoyWorryPromiseNext DayToo ShortLife Is ShortLife Is Too ShortShort LifeLife's Too ShortLife Is So ShortLife It Too ShortLife Too ShortLife Being Too ShortLife Being ShortHow Short Life IsLife Is Way Too ShortShort Shorts Author:Eric Davis
“It took me thirty-six years; and, in some fifty stories, ranging in length from short-shorts to novels, I think I must have touched, in one way or another, on every aspect of computers and computerization. And (mark this!) I did it without ever knowing anything at all about computers in any real sense. To this day, I don't. I am totally inept with machinery... on my typewriter I turn out books at the contemptible rate of one a month” ThinkingWayYearsBookRealStoriesTurnsNovelKnowingMonthsSixComputerAspectMarkRateOne WayThirtyFiftyTouchedLengthThis DayMachineryTypewritersShortsShort Shorts Author:Isaac Asimov
“There's an obligation to not lead people down the wrong path, but I hardly think me wearing short shorts on stage is creating monsters.” PeopleThinkingPathStageCreatingMonstersObligationShortsWrong PathShort Shorts Author:Iggy Azalea
“I used to trip over my legs and get detention for my too-short shorts because none fit. I still trip, but now I like to show them off.” StillsShowsUsedFitLegsToo ShortShortsDetentionShort Shorts Author:Maggie Grace