“As is so often the case with pieces that appear in the 'Onion,' I honestly could not decide whether this was a clever hoax or not - the arguments were almost exactly as stupid as the real thing.” RealCasesPiecesStupidEvolutionArgumentHonestlyCleverReal ThingsOnionsHoaxes Author:Christopher Hitchens
“Never invite to dinner: those who won't decide until the last minute; those who come more than half an hour late; those who want to bring along two or three friends; drunks; monologists; those who stay until three o'clock in the morning; those who think that conversation means having an argument; those who take a high moral tone; those who are stupid, ugly, or dull. Enforcement of these rules will enable one to eat alone every night in comfort.” ThinkingWantMeanTwoLastsNightThreeHoursHalfMoralMorningMinutesStupidComfortConversationLateArgumentUglyDinnerClockToneDullInvitesEvery NightCompanionshipEnforcementLast MinuteThree Friends Author:Mason Cooley
“There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.” PeopleKindStupidArgumentAll KindsLazyAnnoyingStupid People Author:Christopher Hitchens
“One-hundred facts about Vietnam and we studied the fact sheet and got in to these arguments and it was fantastic, and I remember one moment when we heard two students saying don't talk to those guys, meaning my brother and me. They've just memorized that stupid fact sheet. And we thought, gosh do we sound that good? It didn't seem possible. But that was my introduction to politics.” TwoMomentsFactsSeemsRememberGuySoundHeardStupidStudentsBrotherHundredArgumentFantasticMy BrotherVietnamSheetsIntroduction Author:Bill Ayers
“I rely heavily on Thomas Sowell's magnificent book, Black Rednecks, White Liberals. He points out that blacks in the North perform better, academically, than whites in the South where they did not have much of an emphasis on learning. But please note that I'm not the one making that argument in that section about Michael Moore. And by the way, I'm not a man. White men have done a lot. It's silly to write a book titled, Stupid White Men.” MenWritingBookDoneBlackStupidArgumentSillyRelyMagnificentRedneck Author:Ann Coulter
“A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side.” MenBelieveWarSidesVirtueStupidArgumentStupidityBigotryAntiwarFlirtingBigots Author:Joseph Addison