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“I did all this stuff that was illegal when I was a kid. I drank beer when I was 15. I smoked cigarettes when I was 13. I drove to New York City when I was 14 - don't tell my son. Those things were against the law, but I did them anyway. I didn't become a heroin addict, although I probably could have gotten heroin somehow. I don't think my son would buy heroin at any price. He knows what it is, and he knows how stupid it is.”

Thinking Knows Kids Law Stuff Cities Know How Stupid New York Son Beer Illegal My Son New York City Cigarette Addict Drank Heroin

Author:Dave Barry

“I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I'm changing it, baby, one city at a time.”

Stills Guy Father Parent Cities Modern Rocks Stupid Baby Dad Tired Fats Beer Rock N Roll I'm Tired Being A Parent Modern Day Stupid Guy

Author:Jim Breuer

“When sinners are careless and stupid, and sinking into hell unconcerned, it is time the church should bestir themselves. It is as much the duty of the church to awake, as it is for the firemen to awake when a fire breaks out in the night in a great city.”

Should Night Church Cities Break Hell Fire Stupid Duty Awake Sinner Careless Sinking Break Out Great Cities Fireman Unconcerned

Book:Lectures on Revivals of Religion

Source: Lectures on Revivals of Religion

“Not the children of the rich or of the powerful only, but of all alike, boys and girls, both noble and ignoble, rich and poor, in all cities and towns, villages and hamlets, should be sent to school. Education is indeed necessary for all, and this is evident if we consider the different degrees of ability. No one doubts that those who are stupid need instruction, that they may shake off their natural dullness. But in reality those who are clever need it far more, since an active mind, if not occupied with useful things, will busy itself with what is useless, curious, and pernicious.”

“[Chicago]: This vicious, stinking zoo, this mean-grinning, mace-smelling boneyard of a city: an elegant rockpile of a monument to everything cruel and stupid and corrupt in the human spirit.”

Humans Mean Spirit Cities Stupid Chicago Vicious Elegant Human Spirit Monument Zoos Grinning

Book:The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time

Source: The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time

“People aren't stupid. They saw what was happening at the Cologne central station. A lawless space was created in the middle of a city of over a million. That has to be addressed and it has to be done so in a sober-minded way.”

People Way Done Space Cities Millions Saws Middle Stupid Happenings Stations Sober Cologne

Author:Alice Schwarzer

“Otherwise, I think the building can be bigger, larger, and the city can be much more crazy. The problem is the government structure is so deadly stupid, not really solving problems but creating a lot of problems itself every day.”

Thinking Problem Government Cities Crazy Stupid Building Creating Bigger Structure Problem Solving

Author:Ai Weiwei

“It's our goddamed city! It's our goddamed country. No terrorist can take it from us for so long as we're free. Once we're not free, the terrorists win! Take it back! You're young enough and stupid enough not to know that you can't possibly win, so you're the only ones who can lead us to victory! Take it back!”

Knows Long Country Enough Young Winning Cities Stupid Victory Terrorism Terrorist

Author:Cory Doctorow

“There is more beauty in truth, even if it is a dreadful beauty. The storytellers at the city gate twist life so that it looks sweet to the lazy and the stupid and the weak, and this only strengthens their infirmities and teaches nothing, cures nothing, nor does it let the heart soar.”

Ifs Looks Heart Doe Cities Teach Stupid Sweet Weak Cures Lazy Gates Storyteller Soar Twists Infirmity East Of Eden

Book:East of Eden, And, The Wayward Bus

Source: East of Eden, And, The Wayward Bus