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“People come up with stupid ideas all the time. That's why your detergent tells you not to eat it.”

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Author:Seanbaby

“Soros and the Tides Foundation have been trying to indoctrinate our kids. Do you remember that stupid - what was the name of that - what was the name of the film that they did? There it is - "Story of Stuff."”

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Author:Glenn Beck

“What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.”

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Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

“By shrewdly linking procreation to an act likely to make you stupid with excitement, God has seen to it that Life does indeed go on. It's possible, by the way, that this is why God's name comes up so often in the middle of the act; it's a salute to the author: Hey, whoever made this up - thanks.”

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Author:Paul Reiser