“That's what everybody tells me. "I would've had a great comic-book collection, but my mother made me throw them away." But when I was growing up, my mother didn't care. As long as I was reading, she didn't care if my room was filled with comics. I could have saved everything. I was just too stupid to do it.” IfsLongMadeBookCareMotherReadingRoomsGrowing UpGrowingStupidFilledSavedComicCollectionsComic Book Author:Stan Lee
“...And another item from the growing file of people who voluntarily wear dunce caps... You'll be talking cordially to someone and make an offhand reference, 'I recently read where--' and they'll cut you off and say, 'Oh, I don't read'... This is a tragedy on so many different levels. First, because they don't read, they don't know enough to keep it to themselves. Next, and this is the most amazing part, they use a demeaning tone like I'm the stupid one for wasting time with books.” PeopleKnowsFirstsBookDifferentEnoughUseNextLevelsTalkingCuttingGrowingStupidTragedyToneWasting TimeItemsFilesCapsMost AmazingDifferent LevelsDemeaningDunces Author:Tim Dorsey
“I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.” PeopleTryingSometimesCoursesHouseCan DoWorryGrowing UpGrowingFrontsStupidDadComfortableCamerasMy DadReactionsYou Can Do It Author:Adam Sandler
“Growing up, road trips with Dad were something I hated. Sitting still for hours, singing that stupid song, "100 bottles of beer on the wall. 100 bottles of beer..." Dad, you know, keeping up with the song.” KnowsStillsSongHoursGrowing UpGrowingStupidWallDadSingingSittingBeerHatedBottlesRoad TripSitting Still Author:Christopher Titus
“The stuff that I'm saying, they're not really traditional, structured jokes. It's not like I'm talking about growing up in Chicago or anything remotely close to that. It's basically me juggling words and concepts and phrases and being stupid.” StuffTalkingGrowing UpGrowingStupidJokesConceptsTraditionalPhrasesChicagoJugglingBeing Stupid Author:Reggie Watts
“I feel something very small growing inside me as I look at her, and I realize in one absolutely clear moment that I don't like her at all. 'You know what?' I say. 'Forget it. I'll do the list by myself.' She stands up, swings her stupid hair about and tries to look offended. It's a trick that works with guys, but it makes no difference to the way I feel about her.” KnowsWayFeelsTryingLooksMomentsGuyRealizingDifferencesForgetClearGrowingStupidHairListsTricksSwingsOffendedForget ItLike Her Author:Jenny Downham
“Picture anybody growing up so stupid he didn't know that hope is just another phase you'll grow out of.” KnowsGrowsGrowing UpGrowingStupidPhases Book:Choke: A Novel Source: Choke: A Novel
“I feel a whole country growing inside me, thousands of years, millions of people, stupid, crazy, shrewd people, and all of them me. I never felt like that before, I never felt that there was anything inside me, even myself.” PeopleFeelsYearsCountryWholeFeltMillionsGrowingCrazyStupid Book:Best American Fantasy 2 Source: Best American Fantasy 2