Home / Topics / Stupid Quotes

Stupid Quotes

Browse 4649 quotes about Stupid.

Stupid Quotes

“When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.”

People Ifs Thinking Feels Enough Eye Order Stupid Husband Married My Husband Being Married Waiter Martini

Author:Megan Fox

“What stupid f - king idiot gets married a second time if the first time didn't work out?”

Ifs Firsts Stupid Kings Married First Time Work Out Idiot

Author:Ben Folds

“I used to quite fancy Russell Brand, but I'm not sure if it's just because he's funny. He's definitely got something and I can't just switch all that off because of one stupid moment. I fancy Barack Obama too, which is a wrong crush, isn't it? He's a married man, and he's quite old, but he looks young, so he's fair game.”

Ifs Men Looks I Can Moments Young Used Games Stupid Married Fairs Brands Barack Not Sure Fancy Crush Married Man Fair Game

Author:Konnie Huq

“Watching him during the first several minutes of his delivery, Cecilia felt a pleasant sinking sensation in her stomach as she contemplated how deliciously self-destructive it would be, almost erotic, to be married to a man so nearly handsome, so hugely rich, so unfathomably stupid. He would fill her with his big-faced children, all of them loud, boneheaded boys with a passion for guns and football and aeroplanes.”

“I’m not like the rest of you; I never made any plans about what I’d do when I grew up; I never thought of being married, as you did. I couldn’t seem to imagine myself anything but stupid little Beth, trotting about at home, of no use anywhere but there. I never wanted to go away, and the hard part now is leaving you all. I’m not afraid, but it seems as if I should be homesick for you even in heaven.”

Source: Annotated Little Women with English Grammar Exercises: by Louisa May Alcott (Author), Robert Powell (Editor)