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“I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.”

Today Watches Jokes Suicide Ovens

Author:Rip Taylor

“Do you know what our suicide rate would be if we didn't have television? Do you know how much happiness I've brought to people who couldn't get out of the house but could watch Love Boat?”

People Ifs Knows Would Be House Watches Know How Television Suicide Rate Boat Do You Know Love Boat

Author:Aaron Spelling

“Society makes suicide so romantic. I mean, you watch these TV movies about teen suicide and you want to jump in front of a bus. Because your biggest fantasy is your own funeral. No one will admit to it, but it's true.”

Want Mean Watches Fantasy Fronts Tvs Suicide Bus Funeral

Author:Winona Ryder

“On our watch, the conversation with a would-be suicide bomber will not begin with the words, 'You have the right to remain silent.'”

Would Be Watches Conversation Suicide Silent Bombers Suicide Bombers

Author:Mitt Romney

“But in a country where you hang your dead up on walls and pride whether or not a man bears a javelin more than his character, how am I to persuade you out of a war? It would be suicide for Kildenree to war on Bayern and butchery for Bayern to attack Kildenree. If you don't believe me, then send me back. Or if you don't trust me to leave, I'll return to my little room on the west wall and tend your geese, and you can be sure that on my watch no thieves will touch my flock.”

Ifs Men Believe Littles War Country Character Would Be Rooms Watches Wall Pride Return Bears Suicide West Don't Believe Thieves Believe In Me Trust Me Flocks Don't Trust Geese Javelin Butchery

Book:The Goose Girl

Source: The Goose Girl

“Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and we don't want him to hurt himself."”

Want Eye Guy Hurt Watches Humorous Suicide Bother This Guy Want Him Death Row

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“'This' pain I can see it but I can't feel it It haunts me When I cut myself I can see where the pain is coming from and watch it heal And I can easily care for it 'This' pain doesn't have a specific place It moves around and creeps into strange places.”

Feels I Can Care Pain Moving Watches Cutting Strange Suicide Heal Creeps Self Harm Strange Places

Author:Melanie