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“Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth.”

Two Helping Humor Funny Sweet Ten Let Me Teeth Bottles Delicious Candy Sweet Tooth

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.”

Believe Mean Made Enough Humor Funny Universe Sweet Don't Believe Smell Sugar Pie Pumpkin Pumpkin Pie

Book:Nothing's Sacred

Source: Nothing's Sacred

“It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.”

Should Helping Humor Funny Sweet Should Have Trunks Limos

Author:Steve Martin

“She was such a beautiful and sweet creature... and so full of tricks.”

Humor Beautiful Dog Sweet Creatures Tricks

Author:Queen Victoria

“Those who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men the death of his father is a new lease of life.”

Knows Men Humor Funny Father Sweet Losing Rate Lease

Book:Notebooks

Source: Notebooks