“TV has taken reflection out of the human condition. People didn't use to have a ready answer for everything, whether they knew something about it or not. People think they have to have an answer for everything because the guys on TV have an answer for everything. But it's bullsh**t! Reflection is crucial.” PeopleThinkingHumansUseGuyAnswersTakenConditionsTelevisionReadyTvsReflectionCrucialHuman Condition Author:Alan Arkin
“"I don't ever want to try to be a 'cute guy.' I want to be Charles Laughton, or Oliver Reed, or Lon Cheney. That's way more fun for me." And once I flipped that switch, that's another thing I've taken off my shoulders, where I never have to worry about, "Do I look good?"” WayWantTryingLooksGuyFunWorryTakenShouldersCuteReedsFlippedCute Guy Author:Nick Offerman
“You know that old joke about the guy who lives to be 104? The punch line goes something like 'If I knew I was gonna get this old, I'd have taken much better care of myself.' Well, guess what? We actually are living longer, and the time to start taking care of ourselves is right this minute.” IfsKnowsWellsCareGuyLinesTakenMinutesJokesOld Jokes Author:Oprah Winfrey
“This game has taken a lot of guys over the years who would have had to work in factories and gas stations and made them prominent people. I only had a high school education, and believe me, I had to cheat to get that. There isn't a college in the world that would have me and yet in this business you can walk into a room with millionaires, doctors, professional people and get more attention than they get. I don't know any other business where you can do that.” PeopleKnowsWorldYearsBelieveMadeSchoolGuyGamesCan DoWalksRoomsAttentionTakenCollegeHigh SchoolDoctorsGasStationsFactoriesBelieve In MeCheatMillionaireProminentSchool EducationGas Stations Author:Sparky Anderson
“I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.” PeopleThinkingGuyGamesEnjoyTakenComedyStand Up ComedyThe Love Of The Game Author:Dane Cook
“Stand-up is an art but since it's humor and it's funny - a lot of guys that don't think it's art are probably coming from the angle that they don't want to take it so seriously. I've always looked at it as an art but I don't look at it as a pretentious art. I understand it has to be taken lightly because it is just comedy in the end, but the good stand-up comics are someone with something to say.” ThinkingWantLooksArtEndsGuyTakenComedyAnglePretentious Author:Mitch Hedberg
“In 1940 I was just turning 5 years old and being taken to the movies. For those of us who were not old enough to understand the horror of war it was a very romantic era because these guys were kissing their wives and girlfriends goodbye and going off to fight and become heroes.” YearsWarEnoughGuyFightingTakenWifeHeroHorrorKissingErasGirlfriendGoodbyeVery RomanticHorror Of War Author:Woody Allen
“Most guys believe that they're supposed to know how to fix things. This is a responsibility that guys have historically taken upon themselves to compensate for the fact that they never clean the bathroom. A guy can walk into a bathroom containing a colony of commode fungus so advanced that it is registered to vote, but the guy would never dream of cleaning it, because he has to keep himself rested in case a Mechanical Emergency breaks out.” KnowsBelieveFactsDreamGuyWalksResponsibilityBreakCasesKnow HowTakenVoteCleanCleaningBathroomEmergenciesThat GuyColonyBreak OutContainingFungi Book:The World According to Dave Barry Source: The World According to Dave Barry
“I'm searching for the perfect swing. I'm searching for something that's not there. I tried twetny different things today and nobody else out there would have done that. This game is too tough. If I'd have known, I'd have taken up tennis or something. I have a chance. But if you're a betting guy don't bet on me.” IfsDifferentDoneTodayGuyGamesChancePerfectKnownTakenToughTennisDifferent ThingsSwingsBetting Author:Johnny Miller
“I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure” GuyPleasureTakenAss Author:Oscar Wilde
“Liam in Taken has been great to see. My boys love it. They love him. And there's just the gravitas to it. It's believable. You know the guy's endured. You know the guy's lived some life. Someone like Liam has lived a lot of life. Myself, I've lived a lot of life. There's loss. There's success. There's loss. There's doubts. And there's some heartbeat there.” KnowsHas BeensGuyLossBoysTakenDoubtHeartbeatBelievableMy BoysLiamGravitas Author:Pierce Brosnan
“Security guys break the Mac every single day. Every single day, they come out with a total exploit, your machine can be taken over totally.” GuyBreakTakenSecurityMachinesExploitsMacs Author:Bill Gates