Best Teenage Boys Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: The Trailwalker

“Yeah, I'm a teenager. But that doesn't mean my life isn't important. It doesn't mean my actions don't have consequences, and it definitely does't mean my parents always knows what's best.”

Growing Up Life Philosophy Teenagers Teenagers And Parents Teenage Boys

Author:Emery Lee

“...real teenage boys aren't like characters in the books you read. They smell funny and are obsessed with video games and say dumb things. They're still learning, just like you.”

Teenagers Teenage Boys

Book:Juliet Immortal

Source: Juliet Immortal

“My many years of living have not made the actions of teenage boys any less enigmatic.”

Humor Forever Alchemy Teenage Boys

Book:The Alchemy of Forever

Source: The Alchemy of Forever

“I don’t think I like that boy.” He growled, glaring for effect, just in case I hadn’t figured out his oh-so-subtle interpersonal cues. “He’s a sweet kid,” I insisted, folding the gray blazer over my arm. “He’s a teenage boy,” Cal said, his dark eyes narrowed. “They’re all sexual deviants under the surface. I should know. I was a teenage boy once.” “Thousands of years ago,” I countered. “Times may change, but testosterone does not.”

Humour Hormones Teenagers And Parents Teenage Boys Teenage Dating

Book:The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

Source: The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

“Oh, by the way," Coop announces as he weaves his DeathBot ship through a barrage of space debris on his laptop screen. "In case you didn't know. It's national 'That's What She Said' Day." I give him a thumbs-up. "I like it." We're camping out in Sean's backyard tonight. It's another one of our traditions. One night, every summer, we buy a ton of junk food and energy drinks and set up Sean's six-person tent in the far corner of his yard. We've got an extension cord running from the garage so that we can rough it in style, with computers and a TV and DVD player. There's a citronella candle burning in the middle of the tent to ward off mosquitoes and to mask the thick stink of mildew. Everyone's brought sleeping bags and pillows, but we aren't planning on logging too many Zs. Sean enters the tent carrying his Xbox. "I don't think there are enough sockets for all of these." I waggle my eyebrows at Coop. "That's what she said." Coop busts up. Sean stands there, looking confused. "I don't get it." "That's what she says," Coop says, sending him and me into hysterics. Sean sighs and puts the Xbox down. "I can see this is going to be a long night." "That's what she said," me and Coop howl in chorus. "Are you guys done yet?" Coop is practically in tears. "That's what she said." "Okay. I'll just keep my mouth shut," Sean grumbles. "That's what she said." I can barely talk I'm laughing so hard. "Enough. No more. My cheeks hurt," Coop says, rubbing his face. I point at him. "That's what she said." And with that, the three of us fall over in fits. "Oh, man, now look what you made me do." Coop motions to his computer. "That was my last DeathBot ship." "That's what she said," Sean blurts out, laughing at his nonsensical joke. Coop and I stare at him, and then silmultaniously, we hit Sean in the face with our pillows.”

Teenage Boys That S What She Said Swim The Fly

Book:Swim the Fly

Source: Swim the Fly

“When boys talked, it sounded like feral dogs barking. They fiended for attention, were always aggressive, and made me wish I could put them down.”

Teenage Boys

Book:Juliet Takes a Breath

Source: Juliet Takes a Breath

“She inches closer so we’re practically sharing the same air. Maybe we are, because I’m light-headed.”

Teenage Boys Crushing

Book:The Night Has Teeth

Source: The Night Has Teeth

“You can remember how it was, because you weren't really any different. You could believe the things that people told you, too. Their words were gospel, and you trusted them. You believed because you were sixteen…or seventeen…or eighteen. You believed because your dreams had started running up against the Line like it was a brick wall that didn't have a single crack. And you believed—most of all—because you had to. You needed to believe that someone could get out of this town, same way you needed to believe that that someone just might be you. And you held onto that belief. You had to. You held on, and it saw you through the Run, saw you crowned the winner. And it saw you down the black road to a cleared patch of dirt in a cornfield, a spot where Jerry Ricks's Smith & Wesson took all your dreams away.”

Belief Murder Deception Small Town Escape Hopes And Dreams Gullibility Teenage Boys Second Person

Book:Dark Harvest

Source: Dark Harvest

“I wish kids at school would quit calling me a porno dork-face, though. There wasn't any sex involved! I got knocked out, I panicked and called the cops. Okay, somewhere along the line everybody's clothes fell off, but that's not exactly a federal crime. Is it? I hope you don't work for the FBI. (You don't, do you?) - Email Excerpt (Page: 21) From: Douglas Bracken To: Dr. Rita I. Milton Sent: Friday, November 08 - 5:05 PM Subject: Pressing Concerns”

Humor Strange Nudity Funny And Random Teenage Boys Running Through The Woods Bizarre Actions

Author:Kathleen Jeffrie Johnson

“Night is the best time of day.”

Youth Age Teenage Boys Adhd Humor

Author:Julio Bonilla

“Oh to have the confidence of a young white man. "Want a tip?" "From you, baby? I want more than the tip!" Ugh, gross. When did high schoolers become so terrible? I make a mental note to let Mrs. Peters know that Jeremy sucks, though I’m sure that given his less-than-subtle approach to life, she has an idea. "Don’t call women old," I tell him. "In fact, don’t call women anything. I think you’d benefit from probably not talking to women in general for 5-7 years.”

Innuendo Disgust Scolding Teenage Boys

Book:Lovelight Farms

Source: Lovelight Farms