“Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush".” AmericaWaitingPresidentFourTomorrowFolksFormer Author:Jay Leno
“Tomorrow night President Obama will announce his new immigration plan. Obama's favorite part of his new immigration plan is that he gets to emigrate to another country. He's tired of all this.” CountryNightPresidentPlansTomorrowTiredImmigrationPresident Obama Author:Conan O'Brien
“President Obama and his family are spending the holidays in Hawaii, and while they're gone, they got a fence jumper to house sit. Tomorrow, he will be in Hawaii playing golf with Raul Castro and the Pope.” HousePresidentGoneTomorrowGolfSpendingHolidayPresident ObamaPopeFenceHawaiiCastroPlaying GolfJumpers Author:David Letterman
“Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is expected to announce tomorrow that he is running for president, making him Hillary Clinton's only Democratic challenger so far. Or as Hillary put it, 'Oooo, appetizers!'” RunningPresidentTomorrowDemocraticClintonExpectedSenatorsVermontAppetizers Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Tomorrow President Obama will host NASCAR racing champion Kevin Harvick at the White House. They both said they look forward to spending an hour or two not having the slightest interest in what the other is saying.” LooksSaidTwoHousePresidentInterestHoursWhiteTomorrowSpendingChampionWhite HouseRacingHostPresident ObamaKevinNascarNascar Racing Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Now that the midterm elections are over, President Obama has invited congressional leaders from both parties to a meeting at the White House tomorrow. When asked if he's nervous, Obama said, 'Oh, I'm not going to be there. I just invited them over. They can figure it out themselves.'” IfsSaidHousePresidentWhitePartyLeaderFiguresTomorrowElectionMeetingsNervousWhite HousePresident ObamaInvitedMidtermsMidterm Elections Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Let's say tomorrow that there was a president, that we elected a president that eliminated the bulk collection of data. Let's just say it happened. What do you think would happen? People are like 'the sky would fall. We would be overrun with jihadists.' Maybe we could rely on the Constitution. Maybe we could get warrants. ... If you make the warrant specific, there's no limit to what you can get through a warrant.” PeopleIfsThinkingHappensWould BeFallPresidentHappenedSkyTomorrowLimitsConstitutionDataRelyCollectionsNsaWarrants Author:Rand Paul
“Barack Obama spent his first day as president-elect putting together his transition team. And if you believe MSNBC, by tomorrow he will have chosen all 12 of his disciples.” IfsFirstsBelieveTogetherPresidentTeamTomorrowChosenBarackTransitionDiscipleIf You Believe Author:Jay Leno
“In an interview with Rolling Stone, Senator John Kerry, who is running for president, said that when he voted for the war in Iraq, he didn't expect President Bush to 'f--- it up as badly as he did.' Here's some breaking news, tomorrow former Vice President Al Gore expected to endorse Howard Dean as the Democratic nominee for president of the United States - and you thought John Kerry was using four letter words before! Actually, to John Kerry, Dean is a four letter word.” SaidWarStatesRunningPresidentUnitedUnited StatesFourTomorrowNewsStonesLettersDemocraticIraqVicesExpectedFormerInterviewsAlsRollingSenatorsPresident BushGoreDeanVice PresidentRolling StonesJohn KerryFour Letter WordsBreaking News Author:Jay Leno
“If Newt Gingrich would be President tomorrow, I would be a happy person.” IfsPersonsWould BePresidentTomorrowHappy PersonNewts Author:Laura Ingraham
“The reality of politics is, if Trump is the president tonight, every progressive group in America will be able to mobilize in a way tomorrow that they may not necessarily have been able to mobilize yesterday.” IfsWayMayHas BeensRealityAbleAmericaPresidentGroupsTrumpTomorrowYesterdayTonightProgressive Author:David Sirota
“When [Bill Clinton] was running for president. I'll never forget this one. He was running in New Hampshire. He was not doing well. And he suddenly, over a weekend, rushed back to Little Rock to execute a guy who had killed a cop, but in the process, the policeman had shot him in the head and he was out of it. He didn't know today from tomorrow, good, evil, whatever. His lawyer begged - his lawyer was an old friend of Clinton.” KnowsWellsLittlesRunningTodayGuyEvilProcessPresidentForgetRocksTomorrowShotsBillsClintonLawyerNever ForgetWeekendCopPolicemenOld FriendsHampshireNew HampshireGood EvilLittle Rock Author:Nat Hentoff
“The system we have is one that protects my rights under a president I don`t approve. That tomorrow we`ll do the same for you. And what people have in common is their commitment to those shared rules. And if you have someone who was a challenger to the shared rules, that`s unacceptable. And we`ve never seen that before. Not in a long, long time but we see it now.” PeopleLongPresidentCommonTomorrowProtectCommitment Author:David Frum
“I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is opposed to every instinct in my body. But as president I must put the interests of America first Therefore, I shall resign the presidency effective at noon tomorrow.” FirstsBodyAmericaPresidentTermInterestTomorrowOfficeInstinctPresidencyNoonQuitter Author:Richard M. Nixon