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“I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.”

Source: The Snake Has All the Lines

“He won't fly on the Balinese airline, Garuda, because he won't fly on any airline where the pilots believe in reincarnation.”

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Book:Monster in a Box

Source: Monster in a Box

“At American Airlines, we have built a business around the love of travel that has lasted three quarters of a century. And I'm pretty sure we're just getting started.”

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Author:Gerard Arpey

“When I go on Japanese Airlines, I really love it because I like Japanese food.”

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Author:Phil Collins

“[Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything - has grill marks on each side, like somehow we'll actually believe there's an open-flame grill in the front of the plane.”

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Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.”

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Author:Jerry Seinfeld

“I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.”

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Author:Les Dawson