“Not watching TV gets me in a lot of trouble in my household because my wife and daughter have a lot of shows they like to watch.” ShowsWatchesWifeTroubleTvsDaughterMy WifeHouseholdWatching TvWife And Daughter Author:John Jeremiah Sullivan
“When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.” SaidHomeWaterWifeTroubleCarMy WifeLakes Book:It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.” SaidDreamNightWifeTroubleMiddleMy WifeHillsMiddle Of The Night Author:Jeff Foxworthy