“When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.”
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It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
This memoir delves into the personal narrative of the author, chronicling a life filled with controversy and a disregard for societal norms. The story is interwoven with accounts of numerous sexual encounters and a struggle with substance dependence. The author's experiences are portrayed with a raw, unfiltered perspective, offering readers an intimate look into a life that has been both celebrated and vilified. more
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