“The stock market's handling of new technology is kind of a joke. We have seen CNBC, CNNfn, Bloomberg, and the like turn into home-shopping networks for stocks. Fund managers and analysts go on TV and sell what's shiny and easy to sell.” KindHomeTurnsEasyTechnologyTvsGoes OnJokesSellsManagersFundShoppingNew TechnologyAnalysts Author:Mark Cuban
“On the set I make jokes I can't get too involved, or it turns into sentimental soup. I try to keep it light.” TryingI CanLightTurnsInvolvedJokesSentimentalSoup Author:Michael Haneke
“Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber's tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a wind turns into a tracheotomy, a boat turns into a corpse.” HappinessTurnsWindDepressionJokesBirdToolsBoatDirtyCorpsesSonnetPlumberDirty Jokes Author:Anne Sexton