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“Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'”

“My mom is very religious and she said, 'Whatever you think about all the time, that's what you worship.' If that's the case I'd like everyone to pop open their Diet Coke cans and turn to page 37 of their People Magazines. In this holy scripture, we read the parable of Ms. Valerie Bertinelli.”

People Ifs Thinking Said Turns Religious Cases Mom Holy Worship Pages My Mom Pops Scripture Magazines Diets Coke Parables Holy Scriptures Diet Coke

Author:Maria Bamford

“It needs to be said that sometimes my mom forgets important details when she talks. Like the time she told us she was considering leather (couches, it turns out), or when I was little and she said, "Here's a napkin to put your balls in" (the Atomic Fireballs that I was eating, she meant).”

Needs Littles Said Important Sometimes Turns Forget Mom Eating Balls Details My Mom Considering Couches Leather Napkins

Book:Openly Straight

Source: Openly Straight

“A father may turn his back on his child, … . but a mother's love endures through all.”

May Children Mother Turns Father Endure My Mom Sister Mother Love Mother's Love Mother And Child Mother Proverbs Love For My Mother Mom And Child Love My Mom

Author:Washington Irving

“My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.”

People Turns Mom Green My Mom Cream Pie Delicious Delicacy Whipped Cream

Author:Bobby Moynihan