“Why the hell not run a race across the United States? A balls-out, shoot-the-moon, f***-the-establishment rumble from New York to Los Angeles to prove what we had been harping about for years, for example, that good drivers in good automobiles could employ the American Interstate system the same way the Germans were using their Autobahns? Yes, make high-speed travel by car a reality! Truth and justice affirmed by an overtly illegal act.” WayYearsStatesRealityRunningJusticeUnitedRaceUnited StatesHellCarNew YorkExampleMoonProveBallsSpeedIllegalLos AngelesDriversEstablishmentAutomobileHigh SpeedRumbleTruth And JusticeInterstate Author:Brock Yates
“I always say to young people, "Get the hell out of the United States." Especially if you're young, like if you're 21 or something. Let's say you don't speak any Italian. You're 21. Everyone's going to want to sleep with you and be nice to you. And the best way to learn a language is to sleep with someone from that country.” PeopleIfsWayWantCountryStatesYoungSpeakLanguageSleepUnitedUnited StatesHellNiceBest WayItalianBeing NiceWant To Sleep Author:David Sedaris
“Every time I open the paper, there's some symphony orchestra collapsing somewhere in the United States. What the hell is going on? And then you find out that the board members try to run these things as businesses.” TryingStatesRunningUnitedUnited StatesHellMembersPaperBoardsOrchestraSymphonySymphony OrchestrasBoard Members Author:Brice Marden
“Remember how he handled the Iran-contra Never Ending Scandal from Hell? He went on national television, the President of the United States, and said it wasn't his fault, because he was not aware, at the time, of what his foreign policy was.” SaidStatesFunnyRememberPresidentUnitedUnited StatesHellPolicyTelevisionFaultsIranForeign PolicyScandalNever EndingReaganomicsIran Contra Book:Dave Barry Turns Forty Source: Dave Barry Turns Forty
“The United States is evil. It has to be brought down, it has to be eliminated from the world scene. They are the ones who have made the world the hell that it is.” WorldMadeStatesEvilUnitedUnited StatesHellScene Author:Bobby Fischer