Best Useless Information Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Aunt Prue was holding one of the squirrels in her hand, while it sucked ferociously on the end of the dropper. 'And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll learn ta clean themselves.' That was a visual I didn't need. 'How could you possibly know that?' 'We looked it up on the E-nternet.' Aunt Mercy smiled proudly. I couldn't imagine how my aunts knew anything about the Internet. The Sisters didn't even own a toaster oven. 'How did you get on the Internet?' 'Thelma took us ta the library and Miss Marian helped us. They have computers over there. Did you know that?”

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Book:Beautiful Creatures

Source: Beautiful Creatures

“He must have gotten all that knowledge from the newspapers. I don't see the point, collecting all that knowledge others have already discovered.”

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Book:Nothing

Source: Nothing

“. . . you see, I'm an amateur and collector of certain little facts; I copy them down from newspapers and stories, from wherever, and save them . . . certain kinds of anecdotes. I already have a nice collection of them.”

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Book:The Brothers Karamazov

Source: The Brothers Karamazov

“A car without wheels is useless, A cellphone without a battery is useless, A life without Jesus is useless.”

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Author:Sterry Ks

“Marlon’s worldly possessions went up for auction at Christie’s New York showroom a year after his death. Among the 320 objects were some knickknacks (Marlon preferred the Yiddish word chotchkes).”

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Book:Somebody: The Reckless Life and Remarkable Career of Marlon Brando

Source: Somebody: The Reckless Life and Remarkable Career of Marlon Brando

“An effective plan consists of a set of rules that cover every possible misbehavior and a set of consequences that matter to students. The plans I recommend, one for elementary and lower middle school teachers and one for high school and upper middle school teachers , are available for purchase and immediate download at [the author's website].”

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Book:The Total Classroom Management Makeover: in 18 short, simple lessons

Source: The Total Classroom Management Makeover: in 18 short, simple lessons

“There is a lot of information out there. To the degree that your life changes, it is made useful or useless.”

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Author:Laurence Gartel

“[On the British Museum:] It was manifestly impossible to read all the books in that huge, gloomy structure, but I made a good try and accumulated a fund of useless information guaranteed to cast a pall over any dinner table.”

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Book:I married the world

Source: I married the world

“Quantum entanglement allows you to send information faster than light, which upset Einstein. But Einstein has the last laugh. The information you send on quantum entanglement is random, useless information. So Einsein still has the last laugh.”

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Author:Michio Kaku

“Do not store in your brain useless information. Learn to unmind the mind. Unlearn whatever has been of no use to you. Then only can you fill your mind with divine thoughts.”

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Author:Sivananda

“Assad's mother was a terror. He was terrified of her and she kept saying to him, you're not like your father. That's interesting, but it's useless information. It doesn't tell me anything about how the first and second armored brigades are going to operate.”

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Author:George Friedman

“Our world is so glutted with useless information, images, useless images, sounds, all this sort of thing. It's a cacophony, it's like a madness I think that's been happening in the past twenty-five years. And I think anything that can help a person sit in a room alone and not worry about it is good.”

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Author:Martin Scorsese

“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”

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Author:Bill Watterson

“It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.”

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Book:Delphi Complete Works of Oscar Wilde (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Oscar Wilde (Illustrated)

“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”

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Author:Bill Watterson

“So long as I remain alive and well I shall continue to feel strongly about prose style, to love the surface of the earth, and to take a pleasure in solid objects and scraps of useless information.”

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Book:A Collection of Essays

Source: A Collection of Essays

“Who knew Lenny was an encyclopedia for useless information?”

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Author:Simone Elkeles

“As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.”

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Author:Bill Watterson

“You’re a solid person, Sage. You’re easy on the eyes, if a little skinny, and your ability to memorize useless information is going to totally hook in some guy.”

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Book:Bloodlines

Source: Bloodlines