“A friend told me the longer you keep Romano cheese, the better it gets. So, I kept it three years. And this thing turned mean. Now and then I'd open the refrigerator door and throw it some food. I'd have to walk it now and then. And then it grew this one leg. And it's got this ugly fuzz all over it. And the dogs won't run with it.” YearsMeanRunningThreeWalksDoorsDogGrewUglyLegsOver ItThree YearsNow And ThenCheeseRefrigerators Author:Phyllis Diller
“I would not like to live in the past because you don't get anesthetic when you go to the dentist. You don't get antibiotics. You don't get the things that you are used to now, cell phones and televisions and things that are very convenient. You don't want that. But, it would be fun if you could, every now and then, just meet a friend for lunch at Maxim's in Paris in 1900, or go back to 1870 just for a couple of hours, take a walk in the park, and then come right back to Broadway.” IfsWantWould BePastUsedFunHoursWalksTelevisionCouplePhonesCellsParisParksLunchNow And ThenBroadwayMaximsConvenientCell PhoneDentistAntibioticsAnestheticsWalks In The Park Author:Woody Allen