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“I was sleeping in a water bed for a couple of years, recommended by my doctor. I was never comfortable in that water bed. In the middle of the night you would hear something happening - water and bubbles. I would always think there was some intelligent life in the water bed.”

Thinking Years Night Water Sleep Middle Couple Bed Comfortable Happenings Doctors Intelligent Bubbles Middle Of The Night Sleeping In Intelligent Life

Author:Jo Nesbo

“If thou couldst, doctor, cast The water of my land, find her disease, And purge it to a sound and pristine health, I would applaud thee to the very echo, That should applaud you again.”

Ifs Should Sound Water Land Disease Doctors Casts Thee Echoes Applause You Again Pristine

Book:The Works of William Shakespeare, Complete: Accurately Printed from the Text of the Corrected Copy Left by the Late George Steevens

Source: The Works of William Shakespeare, Complete: Accurately Printed from the Text of the Corrected Copy Left by the Late George Steevens

“The world is God's workshop; the raw materials are His; the ideals and patterns are His; our hands are "the members of Christ," our reward His recognition. Blacksmith or banker, draughtsman or doctor, painter or preacher, servant or statesman, must work as unto the Lord, not merely making a living, but devoting a life. This makes life sacramental, turning its water into wine. This is twice blessed, blessing both the worker and the work.”

Source: Thoughts for Every-day Living from the Spoken and Written Words of Maltbie Davenport Babcock

“People call me an optimist, but I'm really an appreciator ... years ago, I was cured of a badly infected finger with antibiotics when once my doctor could have recommended only a hot water soak or, eventually, surgery.... When I was six years old and had scarlet fever, the first of the miracle drugs, sulfanilamide, saved my life. I'm grateful for computers and photocopiers ... I appreciate where we've come from.”

People Years Firsts Water Drug Six Computer Years Ago Appreciate Doctors Miracle Hot Grateful Fingers Saved Call Me Surgery Optimist Fever Scarlet Six Year Olds Hot Water Antibiotics

Author:Julian Simon

“In this matter of baptism - if I may be pardoned for saying it - I can only conclude that all the doctors have been in error from the time of the apostles. . . . All the doctors have ascribed to the water a power which it does not have and the holy apostles did not teach.”

Ifs May Doe Has Beens I Can Matter Water Teach Holy Doctors Errors Apostles Baptism

Author:Huldrych Zwingli

“Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tub by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at drying up the water, constantly inventing new, expensive, and refined methods of drying up water. Somebody should teach them how to close the tap.”

Should Water Poor Teach Doctors Treats Method Western Expensive Cleaning Inventing Refined Plumber Tubs Cleaning Up Splashing

Author:Denis Parsons Burkitt

“It is therefore absurd to approach the subject of health piecemeal with a departmentalized band of specialists. A medical doctor uninterested in nutrition, in agriculture, in the wholesomeness of mind and spirit is as absurd as a farmer who is uninterested in health. Our fragmentation of this subject cannot be our cure, because it is our disease. The body cannot be whole alone. Persons cannot be whole alone. It is wrong to think that bodily health is compatible with spiritual confusion or cultural disorder, or with polluted air and water or impoverished soil.”

Source: The Art of the Commonplace: The Agrarian Essays of Wendell Berry

“I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!”

Humor Funny Water Doctors Raised Knees Fees Sponges

Author:Rodney Dangerfield