“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.” WantedFunnyWaterHumorousWittySillyDrankBoilingBoiling WaterBoiling Point Author:Mitch Hedberg
“It was as though I had been dying of thirst and the librarian had handed me a five gallon bucket of water. I drank and drank. The only reason I am here and not in prison is because of that woman. I was a loser, but she showed me the power of reading.” ReasonReadingWaterFiveDyingPrisonLoserThirstLibrarianDrankBucketsGallons Author:Gary Paulsen
“I don't drink water, haven't drank water in 40 years.” YearsWaterHavensDrinkDrankDrink Water Author:Lou Holtz