“Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get divorced on the Moon.” WantFirstsWellsMoonDivorcedColonyNewts Author:David Letterman
“When the Eagle landed on the moon, I was speechless—overwhelmed, like most of the world. Couldn't say a word. I think all I said was, 'Wow! Jeez!' Not exactly immortal. Well, I was nothing if not human.” IfsThinkingWorldHumansWellsSaidSpaceMoonImmortalWowOverwhelmedEaglesApolloSpeechless Author:Walter Cronkite