“I like Mercedes because my wife has been in two big accidents and emerged without a scratch, thanks to the safety of these cars.” Has BeensTwoBigsWifeCarSafetyMy WifeAccidentsThanksScratches Author:Nobu Matsuhisa
“[writing to Stirling in 1740] ... an unlucky accident happened to some of the French mathematicians in Peru. It seems that they were shewing French gallantry to the natives' wives, who have murdered their servants destroyed their instruments and burnt their papers, the Gentlemen escaping narrowly themselves. What an ugly article this will make in a journal.” WritingSeemsWifeHappenedPaperInstrumentsUglyAccidentsDestroyedServantGentlemanArticlesMathematicianJournalPapersEscapingUnluckyPeruGallantry Author:Colin Maclaurin
“I think women are great drivers. To be honest, I've only been in one car accident - one of my best friends, his wife was driving. She went into oncoming traffic, our car flipped almost four times. I didn't even have time to put on a seat belt, because they'd just picked me up.” ThinkingFourWifeHonestCarAccidentsDrivingBeing HonestSeatsDriversTrafficMy Best FriendBeltsFlippedCar AccidentSeat Belts Author:Dominic Cooper
“Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, 'By the way, cheated on my wife. Let's just get that out in the open right now.' He didn't need to admit that. He's blind. Could have said it was an accident.” WayNeedsFirstsSaidGuyBlackWifeRight NowBlindMy WifeAccidentsGovernorsCheatedLieutenantsBlack GuysCheated On Author:Greg Fitzsimmons