“How much golf I actually play depends on whom you ask. My wife says I'm out there every day. If you ask me, the cricket is getting in the way of the golf.” IfsWayPlayAsksWifeDependsGolfMy WifeAsk MeCricket Author:Ricky Ponting
“[After her 18-day disappearance in 1974:] I love my husband very, very much, but he didn't ask me when he ran for mayor and he didn't consult me about running for governor. It would be nice to be asked. ... You know, I've been my mother's daughter, my father's daughter, the wife of my husband, the mother of my six children, and grandmother to my eleven grandchildren, but I have never been me. But I am now because I went away. I am a changed woman.” KnowsChildrenWould BeRunningMotherAsksFatherNiceWifeChangedHusbandSixDaughterAsk MeRanGrandmotherMy HusbandGovernorsBeing NiceGrandchildrenElevenMayorsDisappearanceAssertivenessLove My HusbandI Love My Husband Author:Angela Alioto
“You ask me about my ex-wife? That is not polite. But I will answer. I got another wife now. Much younger, much nicer, much prettier. And so much more intelligent than Benetton.'” AsksAnswersWifeIntelligentAsk MePoliteExesEx Wife Author:Oliviero Toscani
“My wife asks me, when I get home from auditions, if they asked how tall I am. And if I say "Yes," then she says, "Okay, you didn't get that job."” IfsHomeJobsAsksWifeOkayMy WifeAsk MeTallAuditions Author:Adam Baldwin
“My wife and I never agree on the dishtowels. It's a matter of terms. She asks me not to put the dishtowel in the sink. So I drape it over the sink, but not in the sink. If that's our biggest problem, I think we're in good shape.” IfsThinkingMatterProblemAsksTermWifeShapesAgreeMy WifeAsk MeDrapes Author:Paul Reiser
“My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.” ReasonAsksWifeBedShoesMy WifeAsk MeReason WhyTies Author:Jim Gaffigan