“My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care.” CareLife IsHouseWifeDon't CareMy WifeAssI Don't CareMailGardeningCleaningWashingMailman Author:J. B. Smoove
“If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass it ain't in my wardrobe the following day. I say that it gets lost in the sky.” IfsLostWifeSkyLike YouFollowingMy WifeAssPairsJacketsWardrobeTrousers Author:Ozzy Osbourne
“Sit down at ten o'clock in the morning and write anything that comes into my head until twelve. One of the few things I've discovered about writing is to form a habit that becomes an addiction so that if you don't put something down on paper every day, you get really mean and awful with withdrawal symptoms, and your wife and your dog and your kids are going to kick your ass until you get back to it because they can't bear you in that state of mind.” IfsWritingMindMeanStatesKidsFormMorningWifeDogBearsHabitTenPaperAddictionAssAwfulClockKicksGet BackState Of MindTwelveSymptomsGet RealReally MeanWithdrawal Author:Frank Pierson
“I haven't had a big-ass feature, somebody put me on a label, cash money didn't come scoop me up. I've literally put myself into millionaire position. All the stuff I've done and I'm doing has nothing to do with nobody. I don't owe anybody anything. No wife, no kids - I don't owe nobody nothin'.” DoneBigsKidsStuffWifeHavensPositionAssLabelsFeaturesCashMillionaireCash Money Author:Riff Raff
“Horses (thou say'st) and asses men may try, And ring suspected vessels ere they buy; But wives, a random choice, untried they take; They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake; Then, nor till then, the veil's removed away, And all the woman glares in open day.” MenTryingMayDreamChoicesWifeHorseRingsAssVeilsVesselCourtshipGlareWedlock Book:Poetical Works, to which is Prefixed the Life of the Author Source: Poetical Works, to which is Prefixed the Life of the Author
“I feel like I learn every day how I can be a better producer or writer or storyteller. The thing that keeps me the most balanced is just going home every day and getting my ass kicked by my kids, and having a wife who is the most wonderfully/brutally honest person I've ever met. I think that that is always the first lens through which I see the world. For everything else, I'm just grateful for the people I work with.” PeopleThinkingWorldFeelsFirstsPersonsI CanHomeKidsWifeHonestMetsGratefulAssProducersBalancedStorytellerLensesGoing HomeHonest PersonBrutally Honest Author:J. J. Abrams
“You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.” SometimesHomeRememberFacesWifeOppositesAssFeedingCleaning Author:Ray Romano
“No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.” KnowsIdeasKidsJobsUsedHouseLostWifeCarDrugBeatsSorryHonestlyAssLaughedGreat TimesVery PopularHad A Great Time Author:Bill Hicks