“When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra.” NeedsYearsBelieveChildrenUsedWifeFootballTrainingTrainSillyArticlesClothingsTwelveBelieve In MeUnderwearPubertyBrasJocks Author:Bill Cosby
“...but there isn't going to be any First Lady. There is just to be plain, ordinary Mrs. Roosevelt...I never wanted to be the president's wife, and don't want it now. You don't quite believe me, do you? Very likely no one would-except possibly some woman who had had the job.” WantFirstsBelieveWantedJobsPresidentWifeOrdinaryBelieve In MeFirst Lady Author:Eleanor Roosevelt
“My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark” ShouldBelieveHumorFunnyDarkWifeWorstDon't BelieveMy WifeCooksBelieve In MeGlow In The DarkMeatloaf Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I remember desperately trying to convince my wife that what I was believing was real - that I was being followed, that I was involved in some type of mind-control experiment. I couldn't understand why she couldn't believe me.” TryingMindBelieveRealRememberWifeTypeInvolvedMy WifeExperimentsConvinceBelieve In MeMind Control Author:Scott Stapp
“I would suppose I learned how to write when I was very young indeed. When I read a child's book about the Trojan War and decided that the Greeks were really a bunch of frauds with their tricky horses and the terrible things they did, stealing one another's wives, and so on, so at that very early age, I re-wrote the ending of the Iliad so that the Trojans won. And boy, Achilles and Ajax got what they wanted, believe me. And thereafter, at frequent intervals, I would write something. It was really quite extraordinary. Never of very high merit, but the daringness of it was.” WritingBelieveChildrenBookWarAgeWantedYoungBoysWifeTerribleDecidedHorseExtraordinaryStealingBunchGreekMeritFraudBelieve In MeTerrible ThingsTrickyIntervalsChildren's BooksAchillesIliadTrojansAjaxTrojan War Author:James A. Michener