“My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.” MenHomeLawMotherFoundWifeOne DayBedMen And WomenMy WifeBrokeIn-lawsBroke UpMother In Law Author:Lenny Bruce
“Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.” FacesTurnsHalfWifeDoorsDinnerMy WifeBrokeFlatsPlatesLike SomethingCruiseCabinsSpaghettiKeystones Author:Art Donovan
“Celestial marriage is for the fullness of the glory of god. It is the crowning glory. A man has no right to one wife unless he is worthy of two.... There is no provision made for those who have had the chance & opperternity and have disregarded that law. Men who disregard that law are in the same situation as if they broke any other law. they are transgressors.” IfsMenMadeTwoLawChanceSituationWifeGloryWorthyBrokeFullnessProvisionCelestialGlory Of GodDisregardPolygamyDisregardedCrowning Glory Author:Francis M. Lyman
“All male writers, incidentally, no matter how broke or otherwise objectionable, have pretty wives. Somebody should look into this.” ShouldLooksMatterWifeMalesBroke Book:Timequake Source: Timequake
“We broke through the feminine mystique and women who were wives, mothers and housewives began to find themselves as people. That didn't mean they stopped, or had to stop, being mothers, wives or even liking their homes.” PeopleMeanHomeMotherWifeBrokeFeminineHousewifeBeing A MotherMystiqueFeminine MystiqueWife Mother Author:Betty Friedan