“I would like to thank the incomparable William H. Macy for taking a chunky 22-year-old with a bad perm and glasses out into a cow pasture and kissing me and making me his wife.” YearsWifeKissingGlassesCowsThankfulnessPasturesIncomparablePerms Author:Felicity Huffman
“As with cows, mares, female camels, slave girls, buffalo cows, she goats, and ewes, it is not the begetter ,or his owner who obtains the offspring, even thus ,it is with the wives of others.” GirlWifeFemaleSlaveOwnersCowsGoatsOffspringCamelsBuffaloMaresSlave Girl Author:Guru Nanak
“We're smart enough to know we need to live in groups to survive, but we're still animals and we needs lots of room. In the case of the male of the species we also probably need that-guy-over-there's space. And his wife and cow, too.” KnowsMenNeedsStillsEnoughGuySpaceAnimalRoomsCasesWifeGroupsSmartSpeciesMalesCowsThat Guy Author:Julia Phillips
“My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.” IfsGivingSaidStillsThreeFatherWaitingWifeDaughterMy WifeMy DaughterCowsAcres Author:Max Miller