“In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not in Los Angeles. And the script that Tom Hanks just barely turned down gets in my hands.” WorldHandsKidsBeautifulGamesPerfectWifeScriptsHillsGet BetterTennisLos AngelesTomsTurned DownA Perfect WorldBeautiful WifeTennis Game Author:Matthew Perry
“The State exists simply to promote and to protect the ordinary happiness of human beings in this life. A husband and wife chatting over a fire, a couple of friends having a game of darts in a pub, a man reading a book in his own room or digging in his own garden-that is what the State is there for. And unless they are helping to increase and prolong and protect such moments, all the laws, parliaments, armies, courts, police, economics, etc., are simply a waste of time.” MenHumansBookStatesMomentsHelpingLawReadingGamesHuman BeingsRoomsFireWifeCoupleProtectHusbandWasteOrdinaryEconomicsGardenIncreaseArmyPoliceCourtThis LifeEtcWasting TimeParliamentDiggingHusband And WifePubsChattingDarts Book:Mere Christianity Source: Mere Christianity
“I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I haven't been putting up with 19 months of airplanes and hotel food and missing my babies and my wife - I didn't put up for that stuff just to come in second.” GuyFightingGamesStuffWifeMissingHavensBabyMonthsMy WifeHotelAirplaneMy Baby Author:Barack Obama
“It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.” KindHomeFunnyGamesWifeBeatsNba Author:Charles Barkley
“One time, I put up 40, 50 points dunking on Shawn Bradley. After the game, he brought his family over. He was like, 'This is my wife. She wants to take a picture.' I'm like, 'Nice to meet you.' I smile into the camera, take the picture, and then feel guilty about dunking on him so many times.” WantFeelsGamesNiceWifeBasketballCamerasMy WifeGuiltyNbaOne TimeI SmileDunkingNice To Meet You Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“The problem is these days people don't watch television together. The husband is downstairs watching The Game and the wife is upstairs watching The Good Wife. They don't need a show they can watch together. What family dramas are on now that are working?” PeopleNeedsShowsProblemTogetherGamesWatchesWifeTelevisionDramaHusbandThese DaysFamily DramaUpstairsGood Wife Author:Warren Leight
“I'm smart enough to know when I've done something wrong, but I don't understand this. Guys are beating their wives, getting DUIs and doing drugs, and I get national attention for a Sharpie? People are personally attacking me, calling me a classless asshole because I did something creative during a game. Why?” PeopleKnowsDoneEnoughGuyGamesAttentionCreativeWifeCallingDrugSmartThis GuyAttackingDui Author:Terrell Owens
“I put my heart, soul and tears into the game and this is what I get. I don't know what to do. My wife can't sleep at night. I hold my daughter all night. I am ashamed I played cricket.” KnowsHeartSoulNightGamesSleepWifeTearsMy HeartDaughterMy WifeAshamedMy DaughterCricketAll NightCan't Sleep Author:Kapil Dev
“A sportswriter's life means never sitting with your wife or family at the games. Still working after everyone has gone to the party... Digging beneath a coach's lies, not to forget those of athletic directors and general managers and owners of pro teams. Keeping a confidence. Risking it.” MeanStillsLyingGamesForgetPartyGoneWifeTeamDirectorsSittingCoachesManagersOwnersAthleticDiggingLife MeansRisking Your LifeGeneral Manager Author:Dan Jenkins
“Don't go running off at the mouth. Let the picture tell the story. No one tunes in to hear you broadcast the game, except maybe your mother or your wife.” StoriesRunningMotherGamesWifeMouthsTunes Author:Marty Glickman
“Without (my wife) Laurie, I would never be here right now, I know that. I would either be in a coffin, or stashed away doing a life sentence some place. Or running and hiding some place, if I was still alive. I'm certain I wouldn't be playing music. She's just been perfect for me. And she's a protector also; she protects me from myself, from temptations, and bad associations. She's constantly shielding me from walking the red hot coals of existing as a game.” IfsKnowsStillsRunningCertainGamesWomenPerfectAliveWifeWalkingRight NowProtectRedHotSentencesMy WifeTemptationHidingAssociationBad AssCoalPlaying MusicCoffinsProtectorRed HotPerfect For Me Author:Art Pepper
“I am willing to remain and play the man's game if there are not enough boats for more than the women and children. Tell my wife I played the game straight out and to the end. No woman shall be left aboard this ship because Ben Guggenheim is a coward.” IfsMenChildrenEndsEnoughPlayGamesLeftWifeWillingMy WifeShipsBoatCoward Author:Benjamin Guggenheim