“It is okay to cut your wife's throat as long as you are rich, famous—and black.” LongBlackRichCuttingWifeOkayThroat Author:Jeff Cooper
“It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.” IfsMenWifeOkayUglyCommitAdulteryCommitting Adultery Author:Howard Stern
“Lots of people make fun of me, but the truth is I'm just a man. I like food, I like people, and I like making people happy with food. I have a wife; I have two sons. I love them more than anything. Sure, my TV personality might not be for everyone, but that's okay. I just want to live my life. Please, leave me in peace. I am a man. I have dignity. I am a man.” PeopleMenWantTwoMightFunWifeSonTvsPersonalityPleaseTruth IsDignityOkayLiving My LifeLeaving MeMaking People Happy Author:Guy Fieri
“My wife asks me, when I get home from auditions, if they asked how tall I am. And if I say "Yes," then she says, "Okay, you didn't get that job."” IfsHomeJobsAsksWifeOkayMy WifeAsk MeTallAuditions Author:Adam Baldwin
“I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a girlfriend. I mean she knows about it, and I guess she's okay with it. Plus my kids like both of them.” IfsKnowsMeanKidsWifePleaseHusbandOkayMy WifeGirlfriendPlus Author:Andrew Dice Clay
“Most of us spend our lives convinced that there's something missing: "If only I had a bigger barbecue, more money, a bigger car, a different wife, a different.... If only I could upgrade somehow, then I would be okay."” IfsDifferentWould BeOur LivesWifeCarMissingOkayBiggerConvincedMore MoneyBarbecue Author:Arjuna Ardagh