“I did with my wife a comic book for the Raynham Hall Museum in Long Island. They sell the book every single time a busload of kids comes in.” LongBookKidsWifeSellsMy WifeComicIslandsHallsMuseumsComic BookLong Island Author:Ernie Colon
“First one gets works of art, then criticism of them, then criticism of the criticism, and, finally, a book on The Literary Situation , a book which tells you all about writers, critics, publishing, paperbacked books, the tendencies of the (literary) time, what sells and how much, what writers wear and drink and want, what their wives wear and drink and want, and so on.” WantFirstsArtBookSituationWifeDrinkCriticismSellsCriticsTendenciesWorks Of ArtPublishing Author:Randall Jarrell
“I told my wife I'm afraid to go back to the doctor because I'm afraid they're going to look at you and say: 'ma'am, just sell him for parts. It's like that old car that as soon as you fix one thing, something else goes out on it.” LooksWifeOne ThingCarDoctorsSellsMy WifeOld Car Author:Bill Engvall
“I got tired of my taxes paying for exciting little wars around the world. Then I discovered that when I died, my wife would probably have to sell our house to pay for the taxes in America.” WorldLittlesWarAmericaHousePayWifeTaxesExcitingDiedSellsTiredMy WifeAround The World Author:Terry Gilliam
“My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.” DoeHumorFunnyDifficultWifeSellsMy WifeSeashore Author:Milton Jones
“A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your food bills, he promised. I can't tell you how much you'll save. It'll be tremendous. Said my wife: I'm sure you're right, but we're already saving a fortune with our new car by not taking the bus. We're saving a fortune with our new washing machine by not sending out the laundry. We're saving a fortune with our new dishwasher by giving up the maid. The plain truth is that right now we just can't afford to save any more!” GivingSaidI CanWifeCarRight NowTruth IsGiving UpMachinesBillsSellsFortuneMy WifeSavingBusWashingSalesmanMaidsLaundryNew CarDishwashersFreezerWashing Machines Author:Joey Bishop