“When I gave up dope and alcohol, my immediate feeling was 'I've saved my life, but there'll be a price because I'll have nothing that buzzes me any more'. But I enjoyed my kids. My wife loved me and I loved her. And eventually the writing came back and I discovered that the writing was enough. Stupid thing is that probably it always had been.” WritingEnoughFeelingsKidsWifeStupidMy WifeAlcoholSavedEnjoyedGave UpDopeStupid Things Author:Stephen King
“Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.” HumorSchoolFunnyHoursHalfBoysWatchesWifeMinutesStupidDaughterMy WifeMy DaughterPublic SchoolBargains Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.” IfsKidsWifeHavensStupidMy WifeDumbLiability Author:Ted Turner
“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the 'spirits' of things. A few years back, my wife was frustrated with the same old stupid sound effects tape we would play, which ends with the theme from 'Ghostbusters' and 'Monster Mash'. I told her that Halloween is way too cool a holiday to suffer through this every year.” WayYearsEndsPlaySpiritSufferingHouseSoundWifeEffectsStupidHugeMy WifeMonstersThemeHolidayTapeFrustratedHalloweenToo CoolSound Effects Author:Dee Snider