“It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.” IfsMenWifeOkayUglyCommitAdulteryCommitting Adultery Author:Howard Stern
“An ugly woman, married to King Henry VIII, would have defied the axe and daunted her husband's infidelities.” WifeKingsHusbandMarriedUglyInfidelityUgly WomenHenry ViiiHenry VKing Henry Author:Honore de Balzac
“I learned the importance of a man's chair early in life. I learned that he may love several wives, embrace several cars, be true to more than one political philosophy, and be equally committed to several careers, but he will have only one comfortable chair in his life. I learned it will be an ugly chair. It will match nothing in the entire house. It will never wear out.” MenMayPhilosophyPoliticalHouseCareersWifeCarComfortableImportanceEmbraceCommittedUglyBeing TrueChairsFurniturePolitical Philosophy Author:Erma Bombeck
“[writing to Stirling in 1740] ... an unlucky accident happened to some of the French mathematicians in Peru. It seems that they were shewing French gallantry to the natives' wives, who have murdered their servants destroyed their instruments and burnt their papers, the Gentlemen escaping narrowly themselves. What an ugly article this will make in a journal.” WritingSeemsWifeHappenedPaperInstrumentsUglyAccidentsDestroyedServantGentlemanArticlesMathematicianJournalPapersEscapingUnluckyPeruGallantry Author:Colin Maclaurin