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“First get rich, then become a philosopher”

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Author:Shah Rukh Khan

“Fuck that, go lay an egg, I’m next.”

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Author:H.S. Crow

“Why Fight When You Can Negotiate?”

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Author:Captain Jack Sparrow

“Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.”

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Book:Face-Off

Source: Face-Off

“Ignatov: "...History has shown charm to be the final ambition of the leisure class. What I do find surprising is that the author of the poem in question could have become a man so obviously without purpose. " Rostov: "I have lived under the impression that a man's purpose is known only to God." Ignatov: "Indeed. How convenient that must have been for you.”

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Book:A Gentleman in Moscow

Source: A Gentleman in Moscow

“Ranta: Let's just pray that she actually is a tsundere... Though, if she were a tsundere, obviously, the one she'd go dere for is me, you know? That's kind of... not so bad, I guess? Moguzo: O-Obviously, she wouldn't go dere for Ranta, I think... Ranta: Oh, shut up, Moguzo!”

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Book:Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash: Volume 1

Source: Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash: Volume 1

“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”

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Book:Royal Decree

Source: Royal Decree