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“People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!”

People Wells Life Is Darkness Sailing Vans Yacht Van Halen

Author:David Lee Roth

“Do you know what Margaret Thatcher did in her first Budget? Introduced VAT on yachts! It somewhat ruined my retirement.”

Knows Firsts Budgets Do You Know Retirement Ruined Yacht Vat

Author:Edward Heath

“To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury yachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac. Some of these ships are up to 100 feet in length; the Presidential yacht is over 200 feet in length, and can remain submerged for up to 3 weeks.”

Left Week Feet Ships Luxury Presidential Officials Length Weekend Senior Cabinets Cruise Yacht Submerged

Author:Garrison Keillor

“The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That's why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I'm doing good for at least one person for sure.”

Knows Persons Used Wish President Charity Doing Good Mansions Yacht Make A Wish

Author:Zach Braff

“We are the number one custom yacht builder in the world and my goal is to stay there”

World Goal Numbers Customs Builder Yacht

Author:Felix Sabates

“A Wired reader told me once, Get a life, which I read from the back of a yacht in the Aegean, while eating fresh sea urchins and drinking terrific Montrachet.”

Sea Design Reader Eating Drinking Software Terrific Yacht Software Design

Author:Nicholas Negroponte

“Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.”

Yankees New York Yankees Yacht Yankees Baseball

Author:Jimmy Cannon

“The problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words are arranged alphabetically they are uselessly separated. In the OED, for example, aardvarks are 19 volumes away from the zoo, yachts are 18 volumes from the beach, and wine is 17 volumes from the nearest corkscrew.”

Problem Example Bears Relation Wine Beach Volume Alphabet Zoos Yacht

Book:The Horologicon: A Day's Jaunt Through the Lost Words of the English Language

Source: The Horologicon: A Day's Jaunt Through the Lost Words of the English Language

“This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the face. Then you can rave for weeks about your sauce marinara and no one will gainsay you.”

Funny Faces Week Method Green Boat Cooks Sailing Convincing Sauce Luxurious Yacht Rave Convincing Others

Book:The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig

Source: The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig

“Put your mouthful of words away and come with me to watch the lilies open in such a field, growing there like yachts, slowly steering their petals without nurses or clocks.”

Watches Growing Fields Clock Nurse Lilies Petals Steering Yacht

Book:Selected poems

Source: Selected poems

“The ocean has always been a salve to my soul.”

Soul Ocean My Soul Sailing Nautical Yacht Sailing And The Sea Boats And Sailing Ocean Sea

Author:Jimmy Buffett

“If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"”

Ifs Looks Funny Faces Humour Complaining Agents Ungrateful Yacht

Author:Mickey Rooney

“At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.”

Real Saws Ten Dollars Christmas Items Get Real Bargains Yacht

Author:Milton Berle

“I haven't got the yacht any more. The cost of running it was crazy. But it was so much fun while I had it. I don't regret it.”

Running Fun Crazy Havens Regret Cost Don't Regret Yacht

Author:Jenson Button