“The entire island of Martha's Vineyard has gone Obama crazy. There's even a cocktail that they've named after Barack Obama. It's called the Obamarita. Not to be confused with a cocktail inspired by John McCain, the Cosmopoligrip. And then there was one a couple of years ago inspired by George W. Bush, the Mojidiot. Of course, there was the Bill Clinton Screwdriver.” YearsCoursesGoneCrazyCoupleYears AgoBillsClintonInspiredBarackIslandsConfusedCocktailsMccainVineyardsScrewdrivers Author:David Letterman
“I'm horrified to find, as I look at these diaries of twenty-five years ago or more, that I don't remember who the people were. "Bill and Tony were constantly in and out. We went to La Jolla" - or something. I haven't the bluest idea who they were!” PeopleYearsLooksIdeasRememberFiveHavensYears AgoTwentiesBillsFive YearsDiariesTwenty Five Author:Christopher Isherwood
“People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'” PeopleYearsWholeGovernmentCareJesusPresidentYears AgoBillsRegimesWho CaresLet It GoAssassinationJust Let It GoTotalitarian RegimesHijackingKennedy Assassination Author:Bill Hicks
“This was years ago, I think during the early [Ronald] Reagan years. I came up with a plan that everybody just pay $8.95 in taxes. Cheating would be allowed. But the incentive to cheat wouldn't be nearly as great if you only had to pay the $8.95. There were a few people who would have to pay hundreds of millions of dollars under this plan. I think it was Mark Goodson and Bill Todman, the guys who do the quiz shows. But almost everybody else would be off really cheap.” PeopleIfsThinkingYearsShowsWould BeGuyPayMillionsPlansTaxesYears AgoMarkBillsDollarsCheatingCheatIncentivesQuizQuiz Show Author:Dave Barry
“One day about 10 years ago the door to my office opened and who walked in but Bill Gates.... Seemed like a nice guy and has done more with his money than most billionaires. But that's as far as I want to go being kind to Bill Gates.” WantYearsKindDoneGuyNiceDoorsOne DayOfficeYears AgoBillsGatesBe KindBillionaireNice Guy Author:Andy Rooney
“I think it's crazy that Bill Cosby has a mugshot for alleged assaults 11 years ago with no physical evidence or proof besides these womens accounts of what he did to them an entire decade later.” ThinkingYearsCrazyEvidenceYears AgoAccountsBillsDecadesProofAssault Author:Jayceon Terrell Taylor
“In China the largest denomination bill they have is 100 yen, and that's maybe $7. So here you have a whole economy working with only a $7 note as the largest denomination. The euro wants to get rid of the 500-euro bill just as the United States years ago got rid of the $1,000 bill because only the criminals used $1,000 bills.” WantYearsStatesWholeUsedUnitedUnited StatesEconomyYears AgoBillsNotesChinaCriminalsEuroDenominations Author:Michael Hudson
“There are wonderful low-interest loans you can take out to own your own solar and cut your energy bills down drastically. You can retrofit your home to become more energy efficient with on-bill financing, where the upgrades you make pay for themselves with the energy savings you generate. Ten years ago, there were only a few electric vehicles on the market, and today there are many, many more coming, and with each year the cost of them comes down.” YearsHomeTodayEnergyInterestPayCuttingWonderfulCostTenLowsYears AgoBillsSavingEfficientVehicleElectricLoanSavingsFinancingElectric Vehicles Author:Mark Ruffalo
“As a matter of fact if you think about [Donald Trump press conference after visit to Mexico], that could have been may be one of the Gang of Eight, the bipartisan group that in the Senate some years ago passed a bill that said border security. It said thousands of new border guards to deal with the porous border. It talked about a pathway to legalization for the 11 or 12 million undocumented that live in this country.” IfsThinkingYearsMayHas BeensSaidCountryMatterFactsDealsMillionsGroupsSecurityTrumpYears AgoBillsPressesEightBordersSenateMexicoConferencesGangCould Have BeenPathwaysMatter Of FactBipartisanPress ConferencesBorder Security Author:Jose Diaz-Balart
“Remember, we could solve this in a heartbeat with ranked-choice voting. The Democrats won't pass it. This allows you to rank your choices and eliminates the intimidation and the fear. They won't pass it; I know because I helped file the bill. Sixteen years ago in Massachusetts they could have solved the spoiler problem. They won't do it because they rely on fear. The fact that they rely on fear tells you something very important. They are not on your side. For that reason alone, they do not deserve your vote.” KnowsYearsImportantReasonFactsProblemRememberChoicesSidesDeserveYears AgoVoteBillsDemocratSolveRelyVotingFilesHeartbeatSixteenYour SideIntimidationMassachusettsSpoilers Author:Jill Stein
“The Dark Backward. Bill Paxton is in it with me. Wayne Newton. James Caan. Adam Rifkin wrote and directed it. It was made a number of years ago and very odd. Not for the squeamish.” YearsMadeDarkNumbersYears AgoBillsOddAdamNewtonWayne Author:Judd Nelson
“When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.” PeopleTryingYearsLittlesWholeGuyCareersPiecesHugeYears AgoDiedBillsBrilliantThievesDisgustingPalmsRobinsHicks Author:Joe Rogan