“What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look for in a woman: Pia Zadora as she was ten years ago.” MenYearsLooksWomenWifeTenSixYears AgoWeightBreathingPoundsFewerExesEx Wife Author:Cathy Crimmins
“I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference.” YearsMadeFactsTodayDifferencesYears AgoWeightNeat Author:James Brown
“If only I had known a year ago what I'd be facing now. Until last year I lived with the innocent arrogance that my life was a simple product of effort, will, and design. But now I am a house of cards, held precariously by the fragile conspiracy of wind, weight, and angle. Perhaps it is best we cannot see into our futures.” IfsYearsLastsHouseSimpleEffortKnownDesignWindProductsYears AgoWeightInnocentCardsArroganceOur FutureFragileConspiracyLast YearAngleHouse Of Cards Author:Martha Manning
“I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I stopped and I lost a lot of weight because my appetite was less. I'm not skinny now - I'm spindly. I eat an extremely simple diet - mostly salmon, avocado, feta cheese, chicken, eggs, peanut butter, blueberries, and quinoa.” ThinkingYearsTwoLostSimpleYears AgoWeightMilesDietsTwo YearsEggsChickensAppetiteCheeseSkinnyBenchesPeanutsSalmonPeanut ButterTwo Years AgoBlueberriesAvocadosQuinoaFeta Cheese Author:Nick Antosca
“Years ago, it was easier to make new things than it is now. The weight of experience weighs heavily, and the expectations; everybody wants to see something they haven't seen before. Now, with social media, with too much information, with the speed of information - all that is making it harder and harder to realize the objective.” WantYearsSocialRealizingToo MuchMediaHavensInformationEasierExpectationsYears AgoWeightHarderSocial MediaSpeedObjectivesNew ThingsToo Much Information Author:Rei Kawakubo
“When I look back on when I grew up, not even football players lifted weights. That was back 50 years ago.” YearsLooksPlayerFootballGrewGrew UpYears AgoWeightFootball Player Author:Jack Nicklaus
“There's nothing new. I think that's the weird thing for me. Over the last couple of months, the keep-fit shows, and then at the end of it you get to lose weight and one of you is going to win a million dollars - that's not real. In many ways, even 10 years ago that wouldn't have worked.” ThinkingWayYearsRealEndsShowsLastsWinningLosesMillionsMonthsCoupleFitYears AgoWeightDollarsMillion DollarsLose WeightWeird ThingsNothing New Author:Gordon Ramsay
“Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone has this in their brain. When I started, we didn't have all this knowledge. Forty years ago, I lost my weight, but only by watching what I was eating.” KnowsYearsLostDifferencesWalksBrainKnow HowEatingYears AgoWeightFortyCreamJellyDoughnutOatmeal Author:Richard Simmons
“I think back to the day I drove Michelle and a newborn Malia home from the hospital nearly 11 years ago - crawling along, miles under the speed limit, feeling the weight of my daughter's future resting in my hands. I think about the pledge I made to her that day: that I would give her what I never had - that if I could be anything in life, I would be a good father. I knew that day that my own life wouldn't count for much unless she had every opportunity in hers.” IfsThinkingGivingYearsMadeFeelingsHomeHandsWould BeFatherOpportunityMy OwnDadLimitsDaughterYears AgoWeightSpeedMilesIf I CouldMy DaughterHospitalsPledgeMy Own LifeFathers DayNewbornCrawlingAnything In LifeGood FatherSpeed Limits Author:Barack Obama