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Famous A.D. Aliwat Quotes
“There’s no multitasking with the moment.”
“Just because you don’t do something all that wrong doesn’t make the things you do right.”
“There’s not much of a point to going out, but you can’t always stay in.”
“Moving takes a lot out of you.”
“References, though, when they’re not cheap and transparent, they’re effective.”
“Ughghuhghguhwguhug! Ahahshhahahwhofgdwhah!”
“Make him happy and he will make you happy. She tells herself this often.”
“A perfect metaphor: something important, solemn, while still easy to understand.”
“There’s a certain authority to that number. Ten.”
“Everyone looks funny wearing a helmet. Helmets are funny.”
“Every second spent staring at the screen was a second spent rejecting life.”
“America is a white supremacist bully.”
“French people fucking love Harlem for some reason.”
“Yaho, wah, wowee, wowee, yah, weh, wowwee, wowee, yaho, wah, wowee, wow.”
“It can be said that the sun shines for us. That it and everything else were made by God for us.”
“The Chrysler Building is masculine. Empire State’s feminine.”
“It is this, the spreading of joy, all that is good, which makes the Platinum Rule different.”
“The Spirit. That thing on loan from God, that thing He’ll eventually want back.”
“Alphas, like Scarface, can be drug dealers, but it’s still a little grimy.”
“St. Patrick’s Day always involves fighting, public urination, vomit.”
“Everything is about the phone; everything is about the internet.”
“IP addresses don’t matter in the afterlife.”
“I don’t really like being connected to the internet all the time.”
“An alpha would never google anyone they lived with.”
“How socially inept or masochistic would you have to be to want to get involved with online dating?”
“Flashing colors, noise, nonsense.”
“Nine? There is no authority to that number! It must be ten!”
“People need to be together to be in love. They need the exchange of endorphins and oxytocin, duh!”
“It’s amazing how self-worth is actually quantitative now.”
“Message board culture is largely stupid.”
“The most effective ads are online, of course. The most effective everything is online.”