“I can’t help but notice that you keep writing love poetry to my wife. Well, you see, I married her, which makes her my wife. You know what you might want to try? Writing some poems about the sunset. The sunset isn’t fucking married.” HumorPoetryMarriage Book:The Know-It-All Source: The Know-It-All
“The strange fact that out of millions of people in the world, your mother and father met and decided to get married to each other. And out of the millions of sperm, that the one with your genes was the one that made it to the egg and fertilised the egg. I'll never forget it.” MotherFatherMarriageMillionsCreationBabyGenesPregnantGiving BirthEggSperm Book:Drop Dead Healthy: One Man's Humble Quest for Bodily Perfection Source: Drop Dead Healthy: One Man's Humble Quest for Bodily Perfection