“I'm Jewish in the way Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.” CultureBibleWord Of GodDiscipleship Book:The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible Source: The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
“Remember, sometimes you have to look beyond the weirdness. It's like the temple in ancient Jerusalem. If you went there, you'd see oxen being slaughtered and all sorts of things. But look beyond the weirdness, to what it means.” ReligionBible Book:The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible Source: The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
“I think there's something to the idea that the divine dwells more easily in text than in images. Text allows for more abstract thought, more of a separation between you and the physical world, more room for you and God to meet in the middle. I find it hard enough to conceive of an infinite being. Imagine if those original scrolls came in the form of a graphic novel with pictures of the Lord? I'd never come close to communing with the divine.” DivineBibleTextGraven Images Book:The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible Source: The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
“I can’t help but notice that you keep writing love poetry to my wife. Well, you see, I married her, which makes her my wife. You know what you might want to try? Writing some poems about the sunset. The sunset isn’t fucking married.” HumorPoetryMarriage Book:The Know-It-All Source: The Know-It-All
“One of my biggest challenges is figuring out how to shoehorn my newfound knowledge into conversations.” HumilityArroganceSelf Centeredness Book:The Know-It-All Source: The Know-It-All
“My growing collection of facts keeps overlapping with my life.” CuriosityOpennessRevelation Book:The Know-It-All Source: The Know-It-All
“I once made the mistake of uttering the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" in [Aunt Marti's] presence. She corrected me. The proper phrase is "liberate two birds with one gesture.” AuntBirds Book:It's All Relative: Adventures Up and Down the World's Family Tree Source: It's All Relative: Adventures Up and Down the World's Family Tree
“Each cherry took about three seconds to eat. Three seconds to eat, but at least five years in the making. It seemed unfair to the hard-working cherry tree. The least I could do was to devote my attention to the cherry in those three seconds, really appreciate the tartness of the skin and the faint crunching sound when I bite down. I guess it's called mindfulness. Or being in the moment, or making the mundane sacred. Whatever it is, I'm doing it more. Like the ridiculously extended thank-you list for my hummus, the fruit taboo made me more aware of the whole cherry process, the seed, the soil, the five years of watering and waiting. That's the paradox: I thought religion would make me live with my head in the clouds, but as often as not, it grounds me in this world.” WisdomReligionAttentionSacredAppreciationParadoxCherriesCherry TreePage 172 Book:The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible Source: The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
“The Bible is right: A deluge of images does encourage idolatry. Look at the cults of personality in America today. Look at Hollywood. Look at Washington. I'd like to see the next presidential race be run according to Second Commandment principles. No commercials. A radio-only debate. We need an ugly president. I know we're missing out on some potential Abe Lincolns because they'd look gawky and gangly on TV.” PoliticsPresidentElectionsAbraham LincolnGraven ImagesPage 106Second Commandment Book:The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible Source: The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
“Images are taking over, and writers are a dying breed. The Norman Mailers of today are reduced to writing pun-filled captions for paparazzi photos. Blogs--which were threatening enough to professional writers--are being replaced by video blogs. We writers need to embraced the Second Commandment as our rallying cry for the importance of words. In a literally biblical world, all publications would look like the front page of the Wall Street Journal. Or the way it used to look, anyway.” WritingGraven ImagesPage 106Second Commandment Book:The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible Source: The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
“The strange fact that out of millions of people in the world, your mother and father met and decided to get married to each other. And out of the millions of sperm, that the one with your genes was the one that made it to the egg and fertilised the egg. I'll never forget it.” MotherFatherMarriageMillionsCreationBabyGenesPregnantGiving BirthEggSperm Book:Drop Dead Healthy: One Man's Humble Quest for Bodily Perfection Source: Drop Dead Healthy: One Man's Humble Quest for Bodily Perfection