“I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.” IfsLooksWholeNegativeHorseWesternGet UpFakeHatsTense Author:Adam Sandler
“How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.” PeopleIfsWellsGuySpeakStudyNiceTaughtRestaurantsChefLaundryFew Words Author:Adam Sandler
“If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.” IfsThinkingWayFeelsI CanIdeasWould BeNightGuyCan DoKnownPagesMy FriendsMarkPartnersSaturdayClueAlrightClicksSaturday NightSpadesSaturday Night Live Author:Adam Sandler
“If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'” IfsWantStillsHateDiesGirlCausesBreakHappenedEasierMy FriendsDatingI HateHeyLoving MeFunny DatingHate HerI Hate Her Author:Adam Sandler
“I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?” IfsFeelsMaySexHot Author:Adam Sandler
“My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.” IfsNeedsImportantMatterWholeHelpingFatherPerfectTaughtMembersNo Matter WhatImportant ThingsWhat IfTemperNeed YouSnapsFamily MembersCalmingWhole FamilyCalming Down Author:Adam Sandler
“You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.” PeopleIfsKnowsSleepTvsGoes OnGayHollywoodAshamedWhispering Author:Adam Sandler
“The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.” IfsKnowsImportantProblemComedyDadMarriedMy DadGetting Married Author:Adam Sandler
“Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.” IfsKnowsTryingLooksFilmPiecesOne DayTelling The Truth Author:Adam Sandler
