“Misery Lark? No need to be careful. She’s not particularly dangerous, so feel free to cross her. What is she gonna do? Chuck her lint roller at you?” HumourVampireWeddingJokeLolNot DangerousLint RollerShe S Coping Book:Bride Source: Bride
“Approximately two out of three fake-dating situations will eventually involve room-sharing; 50 percent of room-sharing situations will be further complicated by the presence of only one bed.” ScienceLolFake Dating Book:The Love Hypothesis Source: The Love Hypothesis
“That was a badass speech, Misery.” “Badass is my middle name.” “Your middle name is Lyn.” Shit. “Stop reading my file.” ExpressionResearchBadassLolSayingFileStalkMiddle Name Book:Bride Source: Bride
“Please, don’t leave. I’m sure you came here to . . . What do you do here, anyway? Scratch your claws? Howl at the moon?” “Deflea myself.” “See? I wouldn’t want to be in your way. Do go on.” MarriageVampiresJokeLolStereotypesWerevolves Book:Bride Source: Bride
“I was trying to check my email.” I swallow. “Get in touch with friends.” “You don’t have friends, Misery.” MarriageFriendsLolOuchRoastHe Gor Her Book:Bride Source: Bride