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“Misery Lark? No need to be careful. She’s not particularly dangerous, so feel free to cross her. What is she gonna do? Chuck her lint roller at you?”

Book:Bride

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Bride

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“I like having sex with Vale,” I blurted. Or maybe not. He froze. The sudden shock of heat in the way he stared at me tunnelled right through to my toes. He growled out a sound of desire that belonged more to an animal than an unshakable man like Vale. “That one was very personal.” Helki was flexing his fingers, trying not to turn them into fists as he swivelled a dark glower to Vale. “I liked sex with you too, Beast.” I applauded my own confidence as I managed to keep a straight face. “It was shattering." Andel groaned, his head falling into his hands. “Tell me she didn’t just make a spinal injury joke.”

Sex Joke Lol Pun Shattering Bruh Spinal Injury

Book:A World of Lost Words

Source: A World of Lost Words

“Instead of a handsome man about to tear my clothes off, a wheel of Camembert sits on the bed beside me. Dawn’s light streams through the window for one final knife to my gut. Sighing, I lean back and have to laugh. “This is what I get for taking a cheese man to bed.”

Humor Romance Cheese Joke Shifter Reverse Harem Why Choose

Book:Why Cheese?

Source: Why Cheese?

“Things stop being funny if you have to explain them to people, especially if they need excellent attention spans.”

Funny Attention Joke Attention Spans

Book:The Society In Opposition To Everything

Source: The Society In Opposition To Everything

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