“Did you know the Brits have a dish called “neeps and tatties” and not a single one of the four British people I polled has ever thought to call it “nips and titties”? Seriously, how do you miss an opportunity to call something nips and titties! I don’t care how blue your blood is, no one is so important that a solid dick joke is beneath them. (See how that works, your majesty?)” FoodBritishHumorous QuotesBritish Food Author:Allison Robicelli
“If it wasn't for curse words and grandoise hand gestures, I don't know if Brooklynites would even be able to communicate. In fact, I had requested that holograms of me making dramatic hand gestures be included in this book, but my publisher said it was "too expensive", which is total fucking bullshit.” HumorCakeCursingCookbookCupcakesFood HumorJames Beard Book:Robicelli's a Love Story, with Cupcakes: With 50 Decidedly Grown-Up Recipes Source: Robicelli's a Love Story, with Cupcakes: With 50 Decidedly Grown-Up Recipes
“Fellow Italians: stop getting all bent out of shape about Christopher Columbus getting the same treatment as the Confederates. He was a horrible man, a horrible representative for our people, and not that special. Any asshole can get lost in a boat.” HumorColumbus Day Author:Allison Robicelli
“Angel food cake could never be the food legitimate angels eat, because in heaven you can eat steak and chocolate and very expensive cheese. The angels who feed on this cake are the kind that show up in Thomas Kinkade paintings or sing backup for Corey Feldman.” HumorCakeCookbookFood QuotesCookbooksAngel Food Author:Allison Robicelli