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“The only law I'd ever knowingly broken was white wine with steak...”

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Book:Murder Your Employer

Source: Murder Your Employer

“When it comes to food, by Bourdain standards, I’m no connoisseur. I don’t eat fetal duck eggs and describe them as delicious.”

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Book:OMSARUZ: Humorous tales from Oman, Saudi Arabia and Uzbekistan

Source: OMSARUZ: Humorous tales from Oman, Saudi Arabia and Uzbekistan

“You should use any cheese on pizza as long as it's 100% Mozzarella.”

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Author:Wayne Gerard Trotman

“The next time you encounter a vegan chowing down on a freshly picked salad, understand that, from the salad’s point of view, this is a crime against nature.”

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Book:Musings from a Small Island: Everything under the Sun

Source: Musings from a Small Island: Everything under the Sun

“If it wasn't for curse words and grandoise hand gestures, I don't know if Brooklynites would even be able to communicate. In fact, I had requested that holograms of me making dramatic hand gestures be included in this book, but my publisher said it was "too expensive", which is total fucking bullshit.”

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Book:Robicelli's a Love Story, with Cupcakes: With 50 Decidedly Grown-Up Recipes

Source: Robicelli's a Love Story, with Cupcakes: With 50 Decidedly Grown-Up Recipes