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“We made this stupid rule and this stupid rule. Boys are not allowed to love each other. Then we painted a bison on the wall.”

Love Boys Gay Rules Bison

Book:Grasshopper Jungle

Source: Grasshopper Jungle

“Readers of history may decide that joking while two guys are driving around through a town that has recently been slaughtered by six-foot-tall praying mantis beasts with shark-tooth-studded arms is in poor taste. It is. But that is exactly what real boys have always done when confronted with the brutal aftermath of warfare.”

Love War Laughter Sci Fi Andrew Smith Grasshopper Jungle

Book:Grasshopper Jungle

Source: Grasshopper Jungle

“I know it's kind of ridiculous, but I realize now how wrong that old pervert Mr. Wellins is. Almost nothing at all is ever about sex, unless you never grow up, that is. It's about love, and maybe not having it. What an old, delusional idiot he is. But what do I know? I'm just fourteen.”

Love Life Young Sex Meaning Idiot Teen Fourteen Winger Andrew Smith

Author:Andrew Smith

“Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.”

Love Sex Coffee Saying No

Book:Grasshopper Jungle

Source: Grasshopper Jungle

“The same words that make the horrible things come also tell the quieter things about love.”

Love Winger Andrew Smith

Author:Andrew Smith