“If it's impossible to understand how I could kick a weeping, torn-in-half cog that was gushing something that looked like tapioca pudding and whale semen on my nice shiny space suit, then you probably never kicked a car for getting a flat tire, or slapped a television remote when the batteries were getting weak, in which case you'll never understand what it means or meant to be a human.” LifePhilosophyHumorFunnyTechnologyComedyHumanMachinesRobotsRabbit Robot Author:Andrew Smith
“You fill my sombrero with sexual pudding!” HumorFunnySexComedySexyJokeWeirdSexualRandomRabbit Robot Author:Andrew Smith
“And never farting pointed to guilt in the courthouse of my mind.” HumorFunnyComedyJokeWeirdRandomFartingRabbit Robot Author:Andrew Smith
“That day, getting through my world was like trying to swim in a pool of warm mayonnaise while carrying two bowling balls.” FunnyComedySickTiredDayDaysMayonnaiseWingerAndrew SmithBowling Balls Author:Andrew Smith