“If it's impossible to understand how I could kick a weeping, torn-in-half cog that was gushing something that looked like tapioca pudding and whale semen on my nice shiny space suit, then you probably never kicked a car for getting a flat tire, or slapped a television remote when the batteries were getting weak, in which case you'll never understand what it means or meant to be a human.” LifePhilosophyHumorFunnyTechnologyComedyHumanMachinesRobotsRabbit Robot Author:Andrew Smith
“You fill my sombrero with sexual pudding!” HumorFunnySexComedySexyJokeWeirdSexualRandomRabbit Robot Author:Andrew Smith
“And never farting pointed to guilt in the courthouse of my mind.” HumorFunnyComedyJokeWeirdRandomFartingRabbit Robot Author:Andrew Smith
“Clocks are as pointless on the Tennessee as poets are on Earth.” WritingHumansHumorEarthFunnyTimeSpacePoetsClocksRabbit Robot Author:Andrew Smith
“Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.” HumorFunnySensibleTeensGrossWeirdTeenagersSexualRandomCondomsNuclear WasteEwwTeen Sexuality Author:Andrew Smith
“Just as I opened the door from the boys’ floor, I stumbled onto Mr. Farrow and that freakishly unhot witch from downstairs, Mrs. Singer. Together. Standing at the landing on the tenantless girls’ floor. They were kissing, and it wasn’t one of those innocent oh-hello-you-frosty-and-cadaverous-old-hag-from-downstairs-so-nice-to-see-you-this-afternoon pecks on the cheek, either.” HumorWinger Author:Andrew Smith